By the way my girlfriend from Fla. www.sexxylinda.com is coming in for a visit.  We will be doing double sessions Wednesday July 14th.

Washington D.C.  July 15 thru 17.

Philly July18th thru 20th

Connecticut July 21st thru 25th.

Philly July 26th thru  31st.

Hope to see you. 

As always either at home (in Philly) or traveling…. I always have “my buddy”  the love seat by cic loves.  www.howsyourbuddy.com  Check it out!!  If you wanna see me ride my buddy scroll through my blogs and look for Wanna see me ride. 

I  felt obligated to a friend who set up a blind date for me with one of her friends.As everyone knows if a woman has to blind date her attractiveness level normally drops to zero.Since I am loyal to my friends  I decided to go along.I had a plan to handle the blind date with a quick dinner ( not expensive) a movie( that way I would not have to look at her) and a quick goodbye.So all arrangements were made.I planned to pick her up at her apartment and go from there.

 I arrived at her place at the designated time & almost  passed out when she opened the door. She was not only extremely attractive,but she was dressed in a short leather skirt,black stockings & sexy shoes.She invited me in and we talked briefly while I sat on her couch.She sat next to me & started to draw closer to me as we carried on a conversation about this & that.I could not believe the next statement that came out of her mouth.She said” she was looking forward to this time as she said she has not has sex for about 18 monthes.”The next activities began to happen at a rapid pace.Her blouse had the top three buttons opened & I realized she was not wearing a bra.She aggressively grabbed my hand and put it down her blouse while kissing me passionately.I said to myself is this a dream or is this really  happening to me. A hot attractive woman anxious for sex.Next she pushed my hand under her leather skirt and up her thigh.Goodness gracious! She had nothing on underneath.I felt a moist vaginal area and she began to sigh.In a New York minute she grabbed my head,told me to get on my knees and pulled my head to the apex of her spread legs.By this time I was so turned on that my tongue had no trouble finding the right spot.She began to convulse while holding my head tight  between her  thighs.I was licking & sucking until she bucked & closed her thighs around my head almost suffocating me

.Without missing a beat she noticed the hardness in my pants,led me by the hand into her bedroom & said she needed a ride on some hard manhood..I was instructed in an instant to take off my clothes and lie down on her bed.I am totally horizontal & looking up at this hot gorgeous woman with beautiful expessive eyes begin to mount me.I started fondling her breasts, & inserted my erect member in her warm moist love cave.Body heat was transmitted instantely and with her sensous movements & passionate kisses I could feel the climax build in my genitals and would soon reach the point of no return.Holding out was no option and I released with such force that I shook & shuttered.I double checked to be sure I was alive.

My date disconnected from me and laid beside me. Time went by rapidly as we had intelligent conversation in the “afterglow”.All I was concerned about was”will she see me again,did I perform to her standards,all I could do at this point is hope & pray.My prayers  were quickly answered when she said”when can we do this again”? Now I know what is meant by a “blind date”.After we said our goodbyes I was too dizzy & blind to find my way home.

Natasha

www.phillylady.com

Just click on the line below and have your speaker on!
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Natasha

www.phillylady

Having some elementary understanding of Pig Latin from my days as a parochial schoolgirl in knee high socks and a plaid skirt rolled up at the waist until it barely covered my sweet ass, I surprised her with “Ohway ymay odGay! ay atThat isway aughablelay omingcay omfray abe”Bay: igPay inway ethay ity.Cay 

She didn’t know I said “Oh my God!  That is laughable coming from “Babe: Pig in the City.”  It drove her nuts that I wouldn’t translate and that I kept teasing her in Pig Latin for everyone in the restaurant to hear.  I proclaimed in Pig Latin “ou’veYay adhay osay uchmay ockcay inway ouryay outhmay atthay I’mway urprisedsay ouyay ancay alktay ithoutway umblingmay.”  I wouldn’t tell her what I said and was enjoying that she was perturbed, when a cute guy who obviously understood that I said “You’ve had so much cock in your mouth that I’m surprised you can talk without mumbling” stopped in front of her as he was leaving, grasped his crotch, and said “aySay ellohay otay ymay ittlelay iendfray.”  He left the restaurant laughing his ass off.  She demanded “What did he say, Natasha?”   I laughed so hard that I literally pissed my pants.  I’ve never told her that he said “Say hello to my little friend.”

Natasha

www.phillylady.com

I don’t know jack about offshore drilling; however, I must be a safer “drilling platform” than any of the fixed or floating platforms on the continental shelf.  I mean, drilling me almost always causes an intense “explosion” (now and then some natural gas); however, while I go down every chance I get, I don’t sink; my boobs are too big (giggle). 

I did some online research into offshore drilling platforms and learned that there are several types: fixed, floating, semi-submersible, jack-up, spar, tension-leg, drillships, unmanned—I don’t like those—and the tower that best describes me, “compliant.” 

Drilling me will not lower the price of gasoline, but you could conserve heat and lower the thermostat by cuddling with me, and thus reduce America’s dependence on foreign oil.  And drilling me is eco-friendly.  It can’t harm seabirds, turtles or shellfish. In fact, you’ll be drilling a “clam” with absolute safety (giggle). 

Oh, you have a “drill pipe.”  What an exciting coinkydink.  All I have to say now is “Drill baby, drill!”

Just food for thought

Enjoy the day

Natasha

www.phillylady.com

I read that the Eyjafjallajokull—and you thought you were a mouthful—volcano has erupted for the second time in less than a month.  That’s not such a big deal.  I cause multiple eruptions without getting out of bed more often than that.

Did you know that Iceland’s multitude of volcanoes have erupted a third of the World’s total lava output?  I’ve been lax about compiling vital statistics like that on my sexuality and cannot tell you how much hot semen I’ve induced in eruptions, but I probably could have covered the ancient city of Pompeii in cum.  Imagine archeologists digging through 30 feet of jizz. 

I don’t know if that sticky secretion could actually stop anyone in their tracks (except for the guy with the orgasm), but I do know that dry semen is really difficult to get out of my hair.  All that protein coagulates in warm/hot water.  So if I covered Pompeii in cum there would only be traces of hair left for archeologists to find.

There really are parallels to orgasms and volcanoes.  Volcanic eruptions are the result of plates bumping and grinding, then there’s a sudden release of pressure, and an explosive discharge of hot fluid that rises up through a pipe, or vaginal contractions in females that make the earth move.
No, I’m not a volcanologist.  I’m more like Mother Nature.  I just do what “cums” naturally to me.  And like Mother Nature, I can rock your world (giggle).

Natasha

www.phillylady.com

I dropped to my knees faster than the tits of a thick-bodied wet nurse that’s suckled more offspring than Octomom when a British friend said “blow me.”  The dumbfounded dandy climaxed faster than the dot-com bubble.  How was an Italian-American girl to know that blow me is a cockney exclamation of surprise?  He was so surprised that he shouted blow me twenty or thirty times before and after he came.  He repeated it so fast that he sounded just like a flat tire on a dirt road.  “Blow me, blow me, blow me, blow me, blow me, blow me.”

Cockney parlance is perplexing and often unintelligible.  But I guess the weight of a cock that hangs to your knees puts a lot of tension on the vocal cords.  Lor’ luv a duck!  A lolly lick what large would have a one time looker singing “Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves…” 

I’d make it an imperative to bone up…  What the f…?  Bone down!  It’s a phrase meaning to study, like cramming for an examination.  Oh, I understand now.  Cramming me for an exam in sex education is what you had in mind.  You want to be vale-dick-torian.  Just for that, you’re staying after school with your pants down (giggle).  As I was saying, I’d have to study cockney pronunciation and slang before escorting in London.  Oh my God!  How embarrassing it would be to confuse four-ply and foreplay when buying tires.  But I know it would be a “Goodyear” for the tire salesman (giggle). 

I actually find cock very entertaining.  Oh, excuse me; I left off the “ney.” (lol)  But seriously, how could any “twist and twirl” not be amused by lingo that includes such colorful phrases as “keep your pecker up?” 

Incidentally, you don’t have to fly to London.  I speak cock.  Oh, darn; I forgot the “ney” again. (lol) 

Natasha

phillylady.com

The
teacher told him to go down to the principal’s office.
He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he
should do about it. He did it and returned to his
class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of
the room She went back to investigate only to find him
sitting at his desk with his penis hanging
out. 

‘I
thought I told you to call your mom!’ she said. ‘I
did,’ he said, ‘And she told me that if I could stick
it out till noon, she’d come and pick me up from
school.’ 

Natasha

www.phillylady.com

Some Chinese names are so unabashedly sexual that they need no explanation.  Consider “Dong,” and “Dong-Mei.”  And what about the city “Hohhot?”  It’s entirely possible that it came to be because of a dyslexic Asian with a speech impediment who tried to say “hot hoe.”

Citizens of the United States were third on the list and have some tantalizing towns of their own.  Wouldn’t you love to live in Beaverton, AL?  If you spoke with a southern drawl you might confuse Chickasaw, AL with “chick I saw.”  What about Little Rock, AR?  I think the letter “R” in Little Rock is a typo (giggle).

Pennsylvania has to be the state most absorbed with “beaver.”  There’s “Beaver Falls,” “Beaver Meadows,” “Beaver” and “Beavertown.”  But the village of Intercourse, PA takes the prize.  What?  You thought Amish babies were Cabbage Patch Kids? 

Natasha

www.phillylady.com