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I will be on vacation until Aug 7, 2009. 

-image-More real than my peacockish parlance

You congenial darlings of desire would be surprised to know just how much of a moderate MILF I really am.  I have another life that is far removed from the favorable fun I fathom with you genitalia groping gentlemen.

I reside restfully in suburbia in the charming, uncluttered comfort of a one family domicile that I decorated.  I dwell there in below the radar bliss amidst the ambiance of lively walls painted the color of marinara sauce to identify with my Italian heritage. 

I am a fastidious fiend when it comes to cleanliness and scour and disinfect my abode until it shines brighter than the smile on a boatswain aboard a succulent submariner about to go down on his boatswain’s pipe like a submarine that sucks (I’m out of breath). 8>)

I slog like a sorrowful servant for the rich and famous to shop the sales at the supermarket to save a sixpence or two, because I have a mortgage and bills to pay.  I donate to charity, wash and iron laundry, clean the garage, and lots more…

I am an an excellent cook and take pride in the Mediterranean morsels I make.  Marcaronis, meatballs and marinara are a culinary chef d’oeuvre in my kitchen.

I value my friends and still have several from high school that I adore more than my favorite white chocolate macadamia nut cookies.  Yummy!!!  I display framed photos of my friends and family on a table in my foyer to keep them close to me.

I am a mesmerizing and memorable MILF for you pulchritudinous playboys, but to the rest of the World, I am just a good mom and a good neighbor.

If you ever wanted to date a hypnotic honey with heaving hips, the gorgeous girl next door, or a MILF made for merrymaking, now is your chance, but please do not expect me to talk this way, Professor Higgins.  I promise your time with me will be more fun and more real than my peacockish parlance.

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 What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers?

One’s a Goodyear

 the other’s a great year.

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I will be available in Stamford on Monday July 20th.  Normally, I prefer to be contact via email first.  However, since this is such short notice I can be contacted by phone.  You can find that information on my contact page.

I have gotten some comments about the site.  Some of the pages are not linked back yet.  We are still working on that, they will be functional soon.  My video section will be up and running soon.  That is a membership side of the phillylady site.  However, more pictures will be up soon as well as a short clip.  Which is hotter that the “dog days of August” 

So stay tuned and by all means contact me to come play with me and my toys.

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-image-Natasha’s fun house is open

The rose-colored vignettes of Norman Rockwell and Charles Wysocki evidence a wholesome and lighthearted

Get hold of yourself, Jerry Mathers.  This is not “Leave it to Beaver.”  Well, maybe, but I am not June Cleaver!!!  (lol) 

That did not stop a sweet and sunny sidekick from wanting to have some summertime fun with me at an amusement park.  I thought ”You are traveling through another dimension.  A dimension, not only of sight and sound, but of mind. A journey into…” You get the message, Rod Serling.  Amusement parks do not amuse me.

My pollyannish friend tried, but failed, to sway me by saying the amusement park was called “Playland.”  I retorted in my sweetest voice, “I have no desire to have my brains scrambled on the “Mind Scrambler.”  He looked disappointed, then said “Let’s ride the “Dragon Coaster.”  He said “I know a ride called “Laugh in the Dark.” He described the mirrors in the fun house and how cotton candy is swirled on a paper cone.  Then I said “Sweetness, why go up and down on a roller coaster when you can go up and down on me?”  I said “I have a pink treat for you as sticky and sweet as cotton candy, and a fun house with mirrors, where we can laugh in the dark.”

My friend decided to “leave it to beaver” that night.  He rode me up and down at my fun house, where he tasted my sweet, sticky “syrup,” and laughed with me in the dark.

Step right up, folks.  Natasha’s fun house is open.  There is, however, an age and height requirement. (lol)

Natasha

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I am happy to announce that I am returning and what a good feeling.  Please stay tuned for new feature updates to the site.  My members area with video’s will be re-connected very soon.  I look forward to shooting my video’s again and visiting with all my wonderful friends.

As always be grateful for the day

Natasha

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