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A man driving through the backwoods of Montana sees a sign posted on the lawn of a broken down house: “Talking Dog for Sale.”  He rings the doorbell.  The owner appears and tells him that the dog is in the backyard.  The guy walks to the back of the house, where he sees a beautiful Labrador retriever.

“You talk?” he asks.

“Yep.” the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he asks “So, what’s your story?”

The Lab looks up and says, “Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young.  I wanted to help my country, so I contacted the CIA.  In no time at all, they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one suspected that a dog would be eavesdropping.”

” I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.  But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn’t getting any younger.  So I decided to settle down.  I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.  I uncovered some incredible drug deals and was awarded a batch of medals.”

“I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I’m just retired.”

The guy is amazed.  He goes back in and asks the owner how much he wants for the dog.

“Ten dollars,” the owners says.

“Ten dollars?  This dog is amazing!  Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?”

“Because he’s a liar.  He never did any of that shit!”

Natasha

Phillylady.com

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I have been a provider based in the

Allow me to stimulate those good endorphins and run through your veins like a fish in the sea.  I am a confident, classy, sexy and sensual woman.  I am playful yet sultry, good girl and bad girl.  Come visit me and experience my ADULT

Enjoy the day

Natasha

phillylady.com

The 1st Affair

A married man was having an affair

with his secretary.

One day they went to her place

and made love all afternoon.

Exhausted, they fell asleep

and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed

and told his lover to take his shoes

outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

‘Where have you been?’ his wife demanded.

‘I can’t lie to you,’ he replied,

‘I’m having an affair with my secretary.

We had sex all afternoon.’

She looked down at his shoes and said:

‘You lying bastard!

You’ve been playing golf!’

LOL!!!

Natasha

Phillylady.com

SCHEDULE

Wallingford:  Tuesday 25th & Wednesday 26th. (Wed only am)

White Planes: Thursday 27th & Friday 28th (Frid only am)

-image- Wait for the explosion

That rodeo parallel was really lame, but I never claimed I was Judy Tenuta.  I only said I was goofy.  We should all be grateful that I can make most men insanely hilarious without stand-up comedy.  I cannot remember jokes and I am seldom on my feet.

I am not a one or two-dimensional caricature.  I am three-dimensional.  You could describe me as well-rounded and real.  There is no illusion of depth here.  All those seductive curves are made of USDA prime and full of flavor.

I work hard to keep my body firm and supple enough to bend freely.  I often stand naked in front of a full-length mirror to make a critical appraisal of my body.  I run my hands over my bare breasts, squeezing, and running my tongue over my erect nipples, because it feels so good.  I forget the mirror and the appraisal.  I close my eyes to imagine a ready man on his knees.  I use my fingers to probe my moist vagina and the smooth inner lips of my vulva.  I rub, tap and knead the hard button at the top of my vulva with just two fingers.  The mirror is fogged now by my warm, moist and rapid breaths.  My legs and thighs tremble involuntarily.  I steady myself against the mirror with one shoulder and wait for the explosion. 

That was so much fun!!! 

If I could learn how to type with my nose I could do that at the computer keyboard and chat with you delicious men at the same time. 

I will be available in Hartford  Wed  Aug 19 and Thurs Aug 20.

Anyone want to come play!!!

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SCHEDULE

WEDNESDAY AND THURSDAY  

HARTFORD, CT.

PLEASE EMAIL ME FOR AVAILABILITY

NATASHA

PHILLYLADY.COM

READY FOR THE RIDE…..

I promise lots of wild, rodeo action……

This Web site is still under construction my dears.  I assure you, though, that I have gone through great pains and expense to amuse and spur you savory stallions into a hot, frothy lather.  I promise lots of wild, rodeo action for amateur and professional riders alike.  I can assure you that it is gonna get hot.  Ya’ll better have a second canteen of water ready and some extra vittles to keep up your strength.  I bet I can make ya’ll yodel if I try (lol).

Spurs and bareback riding are definitely not allowed.  Riders will be judged on jump, kick, drop, power, direction, change, speed, timing and rhythm (lol).  But for now, let go of your saddle horn and tell me what you think of my Web site.  I want my delightful buckaroos to be happy. 

Two old ladies were standing…….

on a street corner smoking cigarettes. It started to rain and one lady said, ”Great, now I’ll have to put this out.”

The other lady said, ”No you don’t, i have some cigarette covers here.”

She proceeded to take a trojan out of her purse, cut the end off and put it over her cigarette. The other lady asked, ”Where did you get that?”

The second lady replied, ”Just go to the drug store and ask for some condoms.”

The next day the first lady went to her local drug store and said to the clerk,”I’d like some condoms please.”

The clerk replied,”What size please?”

The lady said, ”One big enough to fit a Camel.”

Natasha

Phillylady.com

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Well, I am back from vacation and looking forward to putting a schedule together.  My first stop is going to be Hartford.  Tentatively,  I will be available for Thursday after 3pm and  most of the day on Friday.

I can be contacted via email first to confirm  my availability.  In your email please provide me with references or other helpful information to validate you.

Have a great day

Natasha

Phillylady.com

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