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Hi Guys,

Just a quick update.  I will be moving into my new location the first week of Oct.  Shortly after that I will have full availability.  Most day 11am until 7pm.  Yes Sat. and Sun however, somewhat limited hours.

Natasha

Phillylady.com

A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph ’s Hospital. She timidlyasked,
‘Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is
doing?’

The operator said, ‘I’ll be glad to help, dear. What’s the name and room
number?’
The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, ‘Norma Findlay Room 302.’

The operator replied, ‘Let me place you on hold while I check with her
nurse. After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
‘Oh, I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing very
well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as
normal, and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged
on Tuesday.’

The grandmother said, ‘Thank you. That’s wonderful! I was so worried!
God bless you for the good news.’

The operator replied, ‘You’re more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?’

The grandmother said, ‘No, I’m Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me shit.’

True Story.

Natasha

Phillylady.com

-image-”I’m here to take your order.”

Has anyone heard about the U.S. woman who’s paying a South Korean company $150,000 to have her departed dog, Booger, cloned?  I read that refrigerated cells from the unfortunate Booger’s ear were implanted into eight bitches.  You have to feel bad for Booger.  I mean, he got implanted into eight bitches; imagine, eight bitches, and the dearly departed pooch never enjoyed the poontang. LOL

It appears that a shamed stem cell scientist, Dr. Hwang Woo-Suk, may be connected to the project.  Do you suppose Booger was looking down at the research from above and wailing a doleful cry because he couldn’t toy around with the toy poodle?  I can hear the dismal hound barking “Dr. Hwang, you suck!!!” LOL

I do have some concerns about cloning canines when, according to one estimate, about 5.2 million canines are euthanized in U.S. shelters annually, but you shouldn’t take that to mean I have any negative preconceived notions about Asian culture.  The culture is rich in science, literature, music, fine art and cuisine.

Have you ever tried a Chinese lychee nut?  I can’t get over how much the peeled, fleshy fruit favors the head of a penis.  It’s really quite remarkable.  They’re so much fun to roll around in my mouth.  If you’d like some idea of what it’s like to suck a dick, order lychee nuts the next time you’re in a Chinese restaurant.  Remember, though, to control yourself, especially if it’s a business lunch.  Unless, of course, some unrestrained sucking might get you a raise. LOL

Lychee nuts are purported to have medicinal properties that can help to treat coughs, some digestive complaints and even ulcers.  I think it’s peculiar, however, that a Chinese fruit with the shape and texture of the head a dick isn’t considered an aphrodisiac.  I can tell you that sucking lychee nuts puts me in the mood for your “noodle.”  In other words, I need and want your “rammin’ ramen.” LOL  And by the way, more than one man (a few dozen, in fact) have equated me to an aphrodisiac.

Let me tell you one other thing about Chinese cuisine.  Dim sum consists of a variety of delicacies and steamed goodies, similar to hors d’oeuvres, and Chinese dim sum literally means “to touch the heart.”  Nice…  Oh, please don’t be dim, Sam.  I’m here to take your order.  And did I mention that I cater to call-in and take-out customers? LOL

Natasha

Phillylady.com