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Posted by on December 20th, 2009

me.JPGI have a message of comity and hope to share with all my dear friends this Christmas season.  It is a non-denominational theme of great power: Each and every one has the ability to make the world a better place. 

The following text is from a hymn composed by Ina Mae Duley Ogdon as a result of being obliged to forsake an evangelistic career to nurse her ill father.  It was meant to teach that every one has the power to change the world for the better by unremarkable acts of compassion in their everyday life. 

Do not wait until some deed of greatness you may do, 
Do not wait to shed your light afar, 
To the many duties ever near you now be true, 
Brighten the corner where you are
. – Ogdon
 

Mother Teresa told a woman who wanted to join her ministry in an impoverished city in Indian to “Find your own Calcutta.”  What she meant was to find a place where you can make a beneficial difference in your own place and circumstance. 

You do not need to soothe hundreds of people to make a remarkable difference.  Find just one person in your life to lift the spirits of.  Give of yourself for their comfort and joy and you will have changed the world for the good.  Do that and you will be in the company of angels. 

Merry Christmas. 

Natasha

www.phillylady.com


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Posted by on December 18th, 2009

2007-12-11-009.JPG2007-12-11-006.JPGSee my video demo…. Read below…..

Here is the direct link to video demo.  Enjoy….. http://howsyourbuddy.com/Quickstart/VideoLib/Buddy%20Girl%202.WMV


-image-Wanna see me ride the love seat video demo

Posted by on December 18th, 2009

2007-12-11-008.JPGTo all my faithful followers.  I am so excited ohh excited.. you know what happens when I get excited I go ride my buddy the love seat by www.ciciloves.com  OMG..  ok get back on track here.  What I am excited to announce is that my members area  with all my videos will be back up and running in just about a week.  WOW!!! Merry Christmas!!!  I love being Miss Santa.  As you may heard me briefly mention my toy… the LOVE SEAT by www.ciciloves.com on Howard the other day.  Well if you would like a preview of one of my videos riding the love seat just go to this link and you will see the video demo.  It is Hot.

I must say that most of you know that I ride the love seat every day.  Sometimes a couple times a day for over 3 years now.  The cushion is such high quality I have yet to have to replace it.  It is like the energizer bunny that keep going….  Well I keep riding and riding and it takes a lick en and keeps on tic ken.  LOL.

Enjoy the video as well as the love seat by cicloves

Natasha

www.phillylady.com


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Posted by on December 18th, 2009

ro1lft-small.jpgI told you concupiscent chaps about my plans to incorporate 3-D snaps of my beckoning box, boobs and butt in a tongue-in-cheek…mumble…broadcast…mumble…  Please take your tongue out of my mouth.  While I do enthusiastically provide a passionate girlfriend experience, “tongue-in-cheek” was not a come-on.  I want to talk more about my plans to incorporate 3-D snapshots on my Web site.  I’ll put your eager for beaver tongue to good use later. 

Bantering about my twat in 3-D spawned…  Huh?  What put you in the mood for skinny-dipping?  Ooh!  You want to fuck me upstream.  You are a studly and seductive sturgeon but I wasn’t spouting about spawning upstream.  Hmmm…  I confess that I would like to nibble on your hard-body lure.  Just wriggle it in front of my mouth and I’ll bite (giggle).  

Now, where was I?  Oh, yeah, I was saying that I have an idea for uniting us together in 3-D.  Doesn’t uniting with me sound like sexy fun?  

Send me your wittiest whims on watching me stripped in 3-D.  I’ll judge the entries and send the winner a free pair of quality 3-D glasses and an autographed 3-D picture of moi.  Anyone 18 years or older may enter.  Get it?  You must to be 18 to enter (giggle). I will receive and judge entries from January 1 to January 31, 2010.  It will be wet fun for me.  I hope you’ll play along.

Natasha

wwwphillylady.com


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Posted by on December 15th, 2009

ro25_3d-medium.jpgHave you noticed how popular 3-D movies have become?  Oh my God!  Tell me you’re not serious.  Most 3-D films are animated features for children.  They’re not flicks about chicks with triple D boobs. 

3-D means three-dimensional.  Images in 3-D do not appear flat.  You say that proves your point?  How’s that?  I admit you’re right.  Women with triple D devil dumplings don’t appear flat. 

You’ve probably noticed my magnificent wahwahs.  Wha-wha-wha-wha-what did you say?  You’ll have a 10-inch meatball hoagie and a 12 oz decaf?  Not that Wawa!  What made you associate me with a convenience store?  You’re really cruising for a bruising!  You’ve got some nerve calling me a convenient whore?  What possessed you to call me that anyway?  Oh yeah, right, I forgot about the gift cards (giggle). 

Don’t you think my bazookas would be the bomb in 3-D? Imagine my colossal coconuts looming so large you could almost reach out and touch them.  I’m sure the guys at AT&T would think it’s the bomb.  Isn’t the company slogan “Reach out and touch someone?” 

Viewing my goodies in 3-D on a large computer monitor would be awesome because 3-D images have depth.  You’d think my vaginal cavity is a subterranean cavern.  It would be like standing on the edge of a pussy precipice.  Should I send in rescuers if you fall?  The men who have taken the plunge preferred to explore.  You won’t need a spelunker’s light.  Do what the others have.  Just feel your way around (giggle). 

I’m actually working on posting 3-D images of my naughty bits for you to enjoy.  You like that?  You want to see photos of my nipples protruding inches from your face?  Oh, sure, it’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.

Natasha

Phillylady.com


-image-Nutcracker not Ball Buster

Posted by on December 10th, 2009

2008-03-25-012-small.JPGThere really is something magical about the Nutcracker Ballet.  Pardonnez-moi.  No, sugar plum fairy…  Ahem, I meant elf.  No, really…  Hey!  It’s nutcracker, not ball buster, and the story is not about me! Jeez, you’re so sensitive.  Can we not argue at Christmastime? 

The ballet is based on the story “The Nutcracker and the King of Mice” written by E.T.A. Hoffman.  Did you say something about Skittles?  I think you’re confusing Hoffman with “E.T. the Extraterrestrial.”  Don’t you have to call home or something?  Never mind what I said.  Let’s just move on. 

The story is about a young German girl named Clara who has a Freudian dream about a mouse king with seven heads.  Oh my God!  A mouse with seven dicks is totally king!  I see one itsy-bitsy problem.  Actually, I see seven itsy-bitsy problems.  In spite of the fact that a male mouse is called a stag (adult red deer or unbroken stallion), I can’t visualize a male saying “take all seven, bitch” and not be talking about inches (giggle). 

There’s another Freudian scene when a Christmas tree appears to grow very large at the stroke of midnight and all the toys around the tree come to life.  Of course it’s Freudian.  What else grows large when stroked?  What about the toys?  I own several vibrators and dildos that come to life at midnight (giggle). 

You know Clara’s dreaming when the nutcracker turns into a prince and escorts her to The Land of Sweets.  Princes in real life turn into nutcrackers (ball busters). 

The ballet ends when Clara wakes up from her dream, but the ballet doesn’t have to end for you.  I will escort you to The Land of Sweets and dance a beautiful pas de deux with you.  You’ll love it; it’s French (giggle).

Natasha

www.phillylady.com


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Posted by on December 3rd, 2009

picture-13.jpgWell, we are all aware of the troubles of tiger today.  What is up with these ball playing boys??  I mean Come on Cobey….did you not talk to Tiger??.  Maybe he would not have put his putter in a precarious predicament.  The second solution for you celebrity socialites is to seek my sensual services.  Any lovely Lady with longevity lives by the language of “loose lips sink ships”.  

So…. simple solution.. seek this succubus and sink your submarine in my sensual spot and I will protect your putter. 

Natasha

www.phillylady.com


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Posted by on December 3rd, 2009

edited-pics-for-lady.JPGOh my God!  I saw a sign on a highway for an escort area.  There was something on the sign about overweight vehicles that confused me, because I don’t know any escorts who drive 18-wheelers, but I think escort areas make better use of your tax dollars than some pork barrel highway projects. 
 
What’s that you said about pigs at a truck stop?  Listen, “mother trucker,” elite escorts are beautiful and sensual women who will go whole-hog for your pleasure, and should never be confused with your common barnyard buddies.  But don’t get me wrong, Cletus, I loveee make’n bacon.  Grrr!  Where’s the bacon (giggle)?
 
And what’s up with wedding escort card tables?  I’m a liberated woman, but should escorts be giving out business cards so soon after a marriage ceremony?  I think it’s totally inappropriate before the honeymoon (giggle).
 
As it turns out there are also aircraft carrier escorts.  Oh my God!  I bet those girls are busy.  All hands on deck!

Natasha

www.phillylady.com


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Posted by on December 1st, 2009

2007-12-11-006-small.JPGSunday was a terrific day… not only was it perfect weather.   I was invited to tailgate with some outstanding people.  I just wanted to extend my gratitude for YOUR hospitality.  Some of the finest pleasures in life is to be surrounded by good people, good food, libations and an EAGLES win…..Oh and of course I ended the day with a celebration ride on my buddy (www.howsyourbuddy.com ) to end a perfect day.

Thank you, Thank you very much….. 

Natasha

www.phillylady.com