India and China are at the top of a United Nations list of countries ordered according to population.  Well, duh!  It’s clear to me that people in both countries, bless their horny hearts, have lively libidos. Could rice and hot pepper oil be aphrodisiacs?  Should I ask for MSG?  All I know for sure is that both cultures are absorbed with sex.  Just consider some of the names in their respective languages. Don’t tell me that “Bangalore” wasn’t derived from “bang galore” during an intense out-of-body sexual experience.  And how about the Indian name “Latafat?”  It means elegance.  I suppose it was coined from “lot of fat” by someone in Calcutta with a fat fetish.

Some Chinese names are so unabashedly sexual that they need no explanation.  Consider “Dong,” and “Dong-Mei.”  And what about the city “Hohhot?”  It’s entirely possible that it came to be because of a dyslexic Asian with a speech impediment who tried to say “hot hoe.”

Citizens of the United States were third on the list and have some tantalizing towns of their own.  Wouldn’t you love to live in Beaverton, AL?  If you spoke with a southern drawl you might confuse Chickasaw, AL with “chick I saw.”  What about Little Rock, AR?  I think the letter “R” in Little Rock is a typo (giggle).

Pennsylvania has to be the state most absorbed with “beaver.”  There’s “Beaver Falls,” “Beaver Meadows,” “Beaver” and “Beavertown.”  But the village of Intercourse, PA takes the prize.  What?  You thought Amish babies were Cabbage Patch Kids? 

Natasha

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